James has been working in the database arena in one form or another for the last 15 years. In order to improve his karma and reduce the likelihood of his next life being that of a paramecium, James is currently working with a non-profit HMO that deals exclusively with physically and development disabled, and also the frail elderly. In his spare time James catalogs various phonetic permutations of his last name. He is currently found over 3,530 distinct variations